A Story About You!
I started to write a story about someone but had difficulty
deciding who to write about. An idea slowly crept into my mind that I should
write a story about someone very close, you. Yes you, the reader.
Before writing a story one must know at least something out the subject. You may think I know nothing about you but you are wrong. I know plenty about you. How could that be, you ask? How could I possibly know anything about you?
Well I know that you are reading this. So now I know exactly what you are doing right now. Clever?
Don’t answer! Allow me. I think it is clever! I know you
did not ask me but it is my opinion that is clever. So you see I knew that you
would not ask if I thought it was clever. Correct. Be honest!
In addition I know that you will not stop reading
“now.” You have continued to read, as I predicted. I am not trying to make
you feel bad but you are very predictable.
So you see you are very predictable. So now I decided not to write a story about some one as predictable as you. Sorry, no offense intended.
If you want a story about yourself, write one yourself. It
is called an autobiography. I knew you knew that, but just thought I would
mention it to further show how much I know about you. I am not bragging but
there was no other way.
You are so predicable that I knew you would not stop at
“now.” You see I am right again. You are predictable. Are you wearing a
mental smile in amusement?
It is senseless for me to continue this what could have been an interesting story. My final prediction: You will stop reading here!