Original One Liners
some with more than one line
by Vasilios Gardiakos
Soon to be Famous Quotes. You can quote me!
With my bad luck they will invent the means
and I will be the last person to die.
I forgot, is memory the first thing that goes?
I will not go to war to defend or spread an ideology that I cannot prove
Yes, I will eventually write "How to End Procrastination"
You know what they say about procrastination? Iíll tell you about it
Everything is possible except that everything is not possible.
The biggest lies are things not said.
"Everything in moderation" but certainly not ingesting arsenic
The improbable occasionally happens and the highly improbable happens
Is the glass half empty or half full?
If in the Sahara Desert it is half empty!
If at Niagara Falls it is half full!
First solute the heroes then mourn the victims.
There would be not atheists if there were no theists.
In fiction and non-fiction literature,
nothing more evil than the creation of hell.
Life and Consciousness
all can be mathematized as Pythagoras proposed then a mathematical model may
be found which may lead to giving computer consciousness.
The animal and
human genetic code now digitized will
be experimented then manipulated to evolve into a computer intelligent and
sentient life form.
We are too imperfect to have been created by God.
If all is
mathematics then so is our soul or mind.
Reality and Existence
We exist because it is too late for the alternative.
realm of possibilities includes our existence.
Existence is the default state.
Existence is a subset of non-existence.
Non-existence is a mathematical impossibility.
It is weird that existence
is the default state rather than non-existence.
Existence is an anomaly of non-existence
Stability is not
ordained. Everything is unstable. Existence is unstable. Non-existence is
unstable. Zero is unstable.
Perhaps the default state of existence/non-existence is that
everything must exist.
from the simplest principle not the most complex.
Existence is a default self-referential
gravitational computer holographic mnemonic interactive software
multi-dimensional fractal algorithmic sentient stimulated dynamic continuum.
Reality is a thin
slice of the chaotic continuum.
There is a
raw mathematical energy that occasionally has a flare up. The flare up is a
mathematical matrix that we live in. Our reality.
denominator of all things is numerical.
Reality does not
seem to mind complexity nor does it lack the resources to be complex.
I cannot recall consenting to my existence. However, first
I must exist to be able to consent. Now that I exist I consent to never have
existed. Too late!
Too bad the Intelligent
Designer did not believe in perfection.
Endorphins calibrate and regulate ones perception of reality.
Most people see
existence, our reality that we perceive, as the base-line that defines normal.
I see non-existence as the base-line and our present reality as out of the
ordinary be explored with curiosity.
If we were not acclimated to
this reality we would think it was weird.
Existence is so
pervasive that it cannot be ignored.
Where was I during the 13 billion years
between the big bang and the day when I was born? Wherever I was it sure seems
that those 13 billion years went by very fast.
I used to believe that only primitive
societies practiced siesta, until I moved to Greece. There I practiced it
faithfully until I perfected it. Now I believe only advanced societies set
aside time for siesta.
If someone is five minutes late, donít wait
as they can be
an hour or more late.
The five states Busy:
1. Busy doing nothing
2. Busy dreaming about doing something
4. Busy trying to make money
5. Busy making money
Dream dreams then wake up, get up and work to make them come
Strangers occasionally call me to tell me that they called the
wrong number. Do people do this to you too? Straaange!
thing worst than not having enough time to accomplish your objective is
having too much time.
What time did
that a squared plus b squared = c squared?
Answer: 3:45. It's supposed to be funny!
I have no
sense of humor
Compared to our present life, reincarnation, immortality or life after death is
a mere triviality.
probability of reincarnation, life after death etc., is considerably enhanced by
our present existence. Dah!
That people live two times has
to be more or less correct.
I just hope that in an alternate universe
the person that is playing my part is well qualified.
Is death similar to pre-birth?
What a really
abstract concept, me, or for that matter you.
Great that slavery is over. Instead of owning
people now we rent them.
I love animals and humans. I own neither.
owners love animals. Too bad animals are often killed to feed their pets.
How disgusting the eating of carcasses by animals and humans.
The reason people walk their dogs is so that
they can dump on someone elseís yard. But
why my yard??
Day people do that which night people
day dream about doing.
people ask the most questions.
amount of time devoted to learning and practicing a religion, one can easily
It takes effort to listen and for some people no effort to talk and
hence why we have so
Why people talk so much is because it
easier to talk than to listen and it helps the ego.
Your dog barking
is music to your ears
it is noise that I hear
Think outside the box and you will find yourself
in another box.
I do not know whether I know nothing.
Writing is the highest of all the art forms then
comes music. What's next?
It seems to me
if one is omniscient and omnipotent he would choose a lesser state
of being just for the shear adventure.
is not perfect because it is ruthless on the weak.
Each atom is
actually the size of the universe. Its sphere of influence is the size of the
Rational thinking is more challenging than wishful
thinking which leads to irrational thinking.
happens once it can happen again.
Infinity and self-referentialism are at the root of consciousness. Dah!
"Torque" is one
Like, he's got torque! Why are not the cool people using it?
streets in Athens are so disordered that if you were to make three right
turns around a block you will not end up where you stared. Its even worst if
you made three left turns.
The true color of the absence of light is a light purple, not
black. Odd? somehow the universal color wheel has shifted so we now perceive
black as the absence of light. Could this be?
Very advanced civilizations have transplanted themselves
into a non physical environment. This is the reason we have not heard from them.
the duty of mankind to use scientific and philosophical principals to create a
moral system to suite our species and to maximize free will and the welfare of the
individual and society.
Obviously the weirdest of all phenomena is
sentience. Are you aware of that?
Heaven would be hotter than hell if it wasnít
for air conditioning.
Bridges built with faith will crumble and fall.
would not walk on a bridge that requires prayer for its strength.
God gets good
press no matter what he says or does. I should find his press agent.
May you awaken from the tyranny of faith.
Wisdom is the highest human attainment.
The search for truth is the greatest adventure.
principle states: If people are always willing to work to buy things
they need or want and people have things or services to sell, why do
we ever get an economic recession let alone a depression? Someone
must be messing with the Gardiakos Principle. Who and Why?
My Epitaph - Variations:
Hey, It's hot down here!
it was all my fault!
Wake me up when its over.
promise I will never complain again.
Tried to be who he wasn't and failed.
took him too long to get here.
He certainly did not follow a straight line to his grave.
should have come here earlier.
I promise not to return.
Lucky for me that hell